' henny.bas SmallBASIC 0.12.9 (B+=MGA) 2017-05-10
tload "jokes.txt",ja:for j=0 to ubound(ja):?ja(j):delay len(ja)*500:cls:next
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don t need it.
What is faster Hot or cold? Hot because you can catch a cold.
Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn t listen.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
If at first you don t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Created while joking around at The QB64 Edition looking for a good one-liner of code.